Tuesday 4 November 2008

Rihanna

Has a voice that could strip paint from the Forth Rail Bridge.

I thought umbrella was kinda catchy, but after hearing it for the 2569 time it became like a life sentence. Each minute would last years, physics experts had to be called in to check this phenomena out.

Currently they have Rihanna working in the LHC as a replacement for one of the detectors. There had been concern about the LHC creating a black hole, however, all these worries were unfounded as the Black Hole would have been created by Rihanna's auto tuner going into meltdown.

I checked out the other tunes by her and my word, they really did go with the stronger material for the singles.

1 comment:

Graham MacLeod said...

Still though... You would... wouldn't you?