Can someone tell me the point of Edith Bowman?
Is Edith real, i think she's a robot the BBC built at the same time MTV built Davina McCrap.
Friday 23 May 2008
Royworld - Dust
Shit name that. Give it a name, boat drinks!
Great songs, wish i'd seen them on the Library tour.
I know they sound similar to kean coldplay etc etc etc.
I don't think they do, i think they have a sound.
This is a good single and will probably be used in ad's and in trailers forever.
Great songs, wish i'd seen them on the Library tour.
I know they sound similar to kean coldplay etc etc etc.
I don't think they do, i think they have a sound.
This is a good single and will probably be used in ad's and in trailers forever.
Lil' Wayne
Sounds like a bit of a cunt to me.
Never heard his music, but it would be nice if a wooden spoon was forced through his scrotum.
:)
Never heard his music, but it would be nice if a wooden spoon was forced through his scrotum.
:)
"Everything I Wanted" - Danni Minogue 1997
I heard it on the radio and got it straight away, I can't stand Danni Minogue, but the sound on this song is so immense I had to have it.
I still stand by it, it's a really strong bit of song writing and the production is insanely good. There are also some interesting choices of instruments going on in the track.
Find this track and get it, it's a pop master class in my opinion.
I still stand by it, it's a really strong bit of song writing and the production is insanely good. There are also some interesting choices of instruments going on in the track.
Find this track and get it, it's a pop master class in my opinion.
Xenomania = Bad MotherFuckers
These guys rule the pop charts and have worked with so many top artists it's just not funny.
In my dreams I run a company like this too, where I get to work with loads of diffrent artists and have smash hits and still be a total bof.
I'd like that, what a job.
In my dreams I run a company like this too, where I get to work with loads of diffrent artists and have smash hits and still be a total bof.
I'd like that, what a job.
Nelly Ft Fergie
Fuck off will you.
Nelly just GTF will you. You can't sing or dance and you have a girls name.
Fergie, stop, stop and retire. You have more than enough money. You can sing and do good things, why do you keep churning the shite out?
Nelly just GTF will you. You can't sing or dance and you have a girls name.
Fergie, stop, stop and retire. You have more than enough money. You can sing and do good things, why do you keep churning the shite out?
Duffy - Warwick Av
This is a standard, Duffy will be massive.
I don't really have any feelings for Duffy apart from wrong un's (she is rather nice).
It's like Dusty kinda.
I don't really have any feelings for Duffy apart from wrong un's (she is rather nice).
It's like Dusty kinda.
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
Does anyone listen to drum and bass any more?
This is fairly bland stuff, it's as if the Prodigy never happened.
It's kinda like what if Linkie Parkie did D'n'B.
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
This is fairly bland stuff, it's as if the Prodigy never happened.
It's kinda like what if Linkie Parkie did D'n'B.
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Wiley - Wearing my rolex
This is great, not many sounds on this track. It doesn't need them, the lead line and bass line fill it right up and it sounds fkin amazing. Sounds like a Nord of some type.
Excellent stuff.
Excellent stuff.
Rihanna - Take a Bow
This is an unholy piece of work.
The arrangement is a mess and the vocal is the most ill fitting i've heard in a while.
She can't really sing, or maybe it's just the production.
The arrangement is a mess and the vocal is the most ill fitting i've heard in a while.
She can't really sing, or maybe it's just the production.
Ting Tings - Thats not my name
Yay, a number one thats not total shit.
It's a great song and so is the album.
It's a great song and so is the album.
Tuesday 6 May 2008
Rolling Stone Magazine
I used to occasionaly look through Rolling Stone sometime in the early 90's. I never bought it as it was just stuffed full of ad's and the articles were far to long and involved for the subject matter that was covered (long winded pregnant articles about Billy Idol and the like).
It's pretty much like Vanity Fair as mags go, glossy, no content, massive agenda and pictures.
Speeking of pictures, did you notice that Hawain dude Jack Johnson looked a wee bitty pale/bleeched on a recent cover. I didn't recognise him.
Rolling Stone i beleive has a content percentage of 20, which means the rest of the magazine is ad's, perfume inserts and pictures of the editors pony tail (it's now preserved in a jar).
There has been a change in demographic for the core buyers of RS, mostly they are dead poeple from Miami, or, people who have volenteered to have their ears removed and donated to someone with a better use for them rather than listen to the same endless list of classic rock pish that will never die until they die. Even then we will have lawyers battleing to extend the copyright period so some dead old fat cunt's estate (lawyers) can keep making money.
I don't mush like this magazine, it's like Saturday Night Live, should have been left to pasture a long long time ago.
It's pretty much like Vanity Fair as mags go, glossy, no content, massive agenda and pictures.
Speeking of pictures, did you notice that Hawain dude Jack Johnson looked a wee bitty pale/bleeched on a recent cover. I didn't recognise him.
Rolling Stone i beleive has a content percentage of 20, which means the rest of the magazine is ad's, perfume inserts and pictures of the editors pony tail (it's now preserved in a jar).
There has been a change in demographic for the core buyers of RS, mostly they are dead poeple from Miami, or, people who have volenteered to have their ears removed and donated to someone with a better use for them rather than listen to the same endless list of classic rock pish that will never die until they die. Even then we will have lawyers battleing to extend the copyright period so some dead old fat cunt's estate (lawyers) can keep making money.
I don't mush like this magazine, it's like Saturday Night Live, should have been left to pasture a long long time ago.
Monday 5 May 2008
Fern and Reggie
The latest faeces of the chart show.
Oh how the top 40 has been destroyed from within.
The Beeb tried to kill it with Wes, (where's he gone), then they kinda brought the old format back. But it wasn't long before Fern and Reggea took over with thier lack of personalty and ambition to appear on TV? erm
I like Fern Cotton, she is nice to look at. But for goodness sake what the f is she doing on radio.
She is worse then Davina Mccoll for just repeating the last thing someone has said, back to them (she must have been on some managment courses).
And Reggie, who cares about Reggie.
We no longer have DJ's, we have presenters. Reggie also presents shows about animal husbandry and has a nice sideline in smiling at grannies.
The Bastards!
Oh how the top 40 has been destroyed from within.
The Beeb tried to kill it with Wes, (where's he gone), then they kinda brought the old format back. But it wasn't long before Fern and Reggea took over with thier lack of personalty and ambition to appear on TV? erm
I like Fern Cotton, she is nice to look at. But for goodness sake what the f is she doing on radio.
She is worse then Davina Mccoll for just repeating the last thing someone has said, back to them (she must have been on some managment courses).
And Reggie, who cares about Reggie.
We no longer have DJ's, we have presenters. Reggie also presents shows about animal husbandry and has a nice sideline in smiling at grannies.
The Bastards!
Panic At The Disco - Nine In The Afternoon
I was sayng in an earlier post that some bands just sound the same from single to single.
The bastards are so guilty of that.
I just can't stand this music anyway, no matter how I wrap it up it just comes down to the fact I cannot stand EMO/Metal pish.
EMO = Emotional Hardcore
It's metal, just metal and it is the shittest metal of all.
S club EMO bastards.
My Chemical Romance....
Oh what a pile of toss, based on the production of White Parade or whatever it's called. It was comprised of about 110 individual tracks, up to as much as 16 for a guitar section. Then they pay a dab hand to mix it and make it all good and poppy. Then some bastard from the record company says, can you make it bigger/louder. It is made bigger and louder but only to the detriment of the song.
What song you say?
Indeed.
Big bag of shite.
The bastards are so guilty of that.
I just can't stand this music anyway, no matter how I wrap it up it just comes down to the fact I cannot stand EMO/Metal pish.
EMO = Emotional Hardcore
It's metal, just metal and it is the shittest metal of all.
S club EMO bastards.
My Chemical Romance....
Oh what a pile of toss, based on the production of White Parade or whatever it's called. It was comprised of about 110 individual tracks, up to as much as 16 for a guitar section. Then they pay a dab hand to mix it and make it all good and poppy. Then some bastard from the record company says, can you make it bigger/louder. It is made bigger and louder but only to the detriment of the song.
What song you say?
Indeed.
Big bag of shite.
Last Shadow Puppets - Age of the underpants
Sooooo
It's a western, and a pop song. Something diffrent for the fans of the Artic Monkeys.
Fuck off out and by a Lee Hazlewood LP.
This is novelty teppid flavored pish served in a cup and saucer.
Yay!
It's a western, and a pop song. Something diffrent for the fans of the Artic Monkeys.
Fuck off out and by a Lee Hazlewood LP.
This is novelty teppid flavored pish served in a cup and saucer.
Yay!
Gabriella Cilmi - Sweet About Me
This is my song of the year, i fkin love it.
Her voice is amazing and has so much depth.
The tune is classic pop and well made.
The lyrics are great and have an excellent flow and rythym.
It's light and dark at the same time.
The production is fabulous.
I love this song.
Her voice is amazing and has so much depth.
The tune is classic pop and well made.
The lyrics are great and have an excellent flow and rythym.
It's light and dark at the same time.
The production is fabulous.
I love this song.
Nickelback - Rockstar
I've been thinking about this one for a while now.
Here's a few interpretations/thoughts about it.
Irony - It's ironic as Chad's been on cribs and all the other stuff he sings. So we have to assume it's a wee joke, ho ho Chad, I can dig it. An ironic song delivered in a non ironic ironic way.
Or
Chad is laughing and his manager is laughing and the record lable is laughing at me and you for lsitening and not getting it....
Or
It's just a shitty annoying song, that is blesssed with a hook so good it could take Jesus in.
Shame on you Chad, you had all the power and you cashed it in for a huge single.
I would have done the same, you lucky bastards.
Here's a few interpretations/thoughts about it.
Irony - It's ironic as Chad's been on cribs and all the other stuff he sings. So we have to assume it's a wee joke, ho ho Chad, I can dig it. An ironic song delivered in a non ironic ironic way.
Or
Chad is laughing and his manager is laughing and the record lable is laughing at me and you for lsitening and not getting it....
Or
It's just a shitty annoying song, that is blesssed with a hook so good it could take Jesus in.
Shame on you Chad, you had all the power and you cashed it in for a huge single.
I would have done the same, you lucky bastards.
Scouting For Girls - Heartbeat
Shitty digital piano's ahoy!
I think the words are alright and i like the feel of it, but i can't tell the diffrence between this and the last single.
It almost as bad as Linkin Park is for sounding the same as the last one they put out.
Good luck to Scouting for Girls, i heard them being interviewed on the radio and they sound like a cool bunch of dudes, why does the music suck though, WHY?
I think the words are alright and i like the feel of it, but i can't tell the diffrence between this and the last single.
It almost as bad as Linkin Park is for sounding the same as the last one they put out.
Good luck to Scouting for Girls, i heard them being interviewed on the radio and they sound like a cool bunch of dudes, why does the music suck though, WHY?
Will I Am Ft Cheryl Cole - Heartbreaker
This is number 8 in the charts as i write.
F u u u ck!
How does this cunt still make records and who buys them?
If i was 13 now, would I buy this, would I fuck.
Back when I was 13 i had friends that were into Bros (They were male friends!) Michael Jackson etc, so this proves the theory that kids will buy anything as long as it had heavy marketing.
I just do not get Will I am, his name alone is pretty unimagintive for someone as talented as he is suppossed to be. I bet he knows more about music in his wee pinky than I do in my whole bod. So it really does beg the question why? Why Will I am why?
I think it realtes to the question, why does a dog lick it's balls...
F u u u ck!
How does this cunt still make records and who buys them?
If i was 13 now, would I buy this, would I fuck.
Back when I was 13 i had friends that were into Bros (They were male friends!) Michael Jackson etc, so this proves the theory that kids will buy anything as long as it had heavy marketing.
I just do not get Will I am, his name alone is pretty unimagintive for someone as talented as he is suppossed to be. I bet he knows more about music in his wee pinky than I do in my whole bod. So it really does beg the question why? Why Will I am why?
I think it realtes to the question, why does a dog lick it's balls...
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