TOTP ITV Simon Cowell

If ITV bought it and Cowell made it it would be shit.

It was shit towards the end of it's life anyway cause of the way music was going and I got old.

I got old, therfore I lost touch with 'the kid's', I don't have a clue how kids get music these days.

Anyway Cowell just wants to fuck the corpse of TOTP like he always wanted to so he can say he did.

I don't think it'll happen, I hope it doesn't.

Jason Donovan Dreamboats & Petticoats

Jason Donovan said when he was working for PWL that he wasn't really into the style of songs he was doing at that time. Fair enough, we all do things we don't want to but have to.

So what's the reason for Dreamboats & Petticoats (apart from cash), does this song appeal to his previous core audience, the 3 g's, girls grannies and gays?

It bugs the shit out of me as it's such a lame song, it's as if heartbeat had been set to music.

Musical flatline.......................

Iglu & Hartly - In This City

This is proper pop music, catchy, sparkly with singing and rapping and features FM synthesis (i drooled when I first heard it).

They look like they just came out of American Apparel.

I tried some clothes on in there the other day. I looked like a cunt.
The clothes are good, great colours and style but unfortunately I look like a freaky bastard in them.
My arse looks about 50 times it's normal size in any of the trousers.

In fact I look like Andy Pipkin when I put any of those clothes on.

So anyway Iglu & Hartly, top shit.

Guru Josh Project - Infinity 2008

It was shit the first time round and is shit now.

It's number 3 at the moment, I hate you all.