Thursday, 21 August 2008

Mong Tunes

Tino Cruz - She's like a star


This is the offender i was thinking of with the shitty pitched vocal sample saying 'like a star', ok so there is a at the mo for pitched vocals. This just sounds like some kind of mong child, or 'tard' if you be a yankee.

what the f is with that humongous piece of shite.

Monday, 11 August 2008

Black Red Blue Orange Music

Black Music!!!!

Black Music!!!!

Black Music!!!!

Pardon?

I said Black Music!!!! I listen to Black Music!!!!

What does this mean? Do i listen to white music? Perhaps gray?

I have never got the Black/White music thing.

It's an unholly load of shite defining msuic by skin colour. Is J Pop called Yellow music, is it fuck, so don't be so patronizing and stupid.

Oh but it's all about it's origin, again in 'black' music's case is it fuck.

Does that mean even if a person who is from Wales who has black skin, makes music (say a lovely Welsh Male choir), then it's of Black origin.

FFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK OOOFFFFFFFFF.

Basscunter

Basshunter

15 years ago, maybe more, a genre came into being.
It didn't take itself too seriously, the msuic was new (ish) and made lots of people dance and have a good time.

As the years went on this genre continued but also declined a bit in popularity. There are strongholds throughout the county that always burn a flame for this. I believe they are just on the outskirts of London and in some small towns accross Wales Scotland and N Ireland.

So as is usual a resurgence happens and it gets in the charts, we can do the running man again, perhaps feed the chicken's?

No. No we fucking well can not.

I have seen these 'people' in these 'towns'. They chased me out of their town in their low rider saxo's, i tried to tell them I had no musical agenda and was only showing them the 'size of my box' out of respect.

Do not attempt to dance in Irony in front of enthusiasts of this type of music, they don't regard it as music, just some kind of aural piss that marks territory.

Fucking shity pitched vocals

Ahh fuck!!

Pitched Vocal chart hell.

Ironik - Stay with me

I'm too old for this song by a long shot and I don't have a vag or next to no taste in music.
This song is for fucking mongs, wish I'd written it. Then i'd hide.

There's another song about at the moment with a pitched vocal in it 'heartbroken' or something, it's fucking terrible. I imagine the people that buy these tunes probably have asbo's or at the very least a prosthetic head.

Pinky and Perky was funny, for the times. Sped up/pitched vocals can sound good in the right place. 'R&B' with added pitched vocals sounds awful, mind you i'm sure it's only 5 year old's and car modders that listen to this exriment. The same people that mcfly or sclub7 went for.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Neon Neon - Stainless Style

See this album, it's great.

It has proper songs, guitars and synths.

The people what play an sing know what they are doing.

It has song titles such as, Michael Douglas, great name for a tune and even better when you here it.
So i would say that it sounds futuristic and old, the songs are solid and have great catchy chorus'.

In fact a lot of this album is catchy, there are a few surprises too. Some of the tracks seem to be covered in a kind of grime and it really sounds good.

If you like a good tune with some choice words with a big mix up of contemporary styles this is the one.

This is my FAV album 2008.

Thursday, 12 June 2008

Mystery Jets - Two Doors Down

I had no idea the Mystery Jets were so good.
This is absolute pop. The chorus has a synth or something acompanying the vocal playing the same notes, it sounds awsome. It has a great story, I am a sucker for this. This is like a kind of Kinks song.
I never turn the radio off when this is on, it goes up. It sounds the best in the car though on my ageing fm radio, really good.

Get it.

Alex Gaudino Ft Shena - Watch Out

I can't really remember what this goes like, but that doesn't matter as it sounds not unlike the one before.

I would do the same.

I guess that's the thing about music. I believe It was the Fresh Prince that said "if it ain't baroque", or was it Public Enemy.