Duffy - Rain On Your Parade

I can't stand Duffy now. I used to think she was OK.
But now it's just the same old shit again and again.
I supposed if I liked that kind of music it would be OK, however it's just the same old stuff flogged again.

She is 100 in my top 100 of fifty second new wave of old wave croon. 99 is alvin and the chipmunks. Wankers.

X Factor Finalists - Hero

I dislike this on a number of levels. But mostly as it's a terrible song.

I haven't heard it knowingly, even though I do watch the whole of Krypton Factor 2008.
I seem to enter a state of calm and drift off while my inner rage seems to be locked away temporarily. Simon Cowell lulls you into a false sense of security. imparting an almost Marks & Spencer feel to the whole thing, like we can expect real quality as everyone is improving. Everything is fine, have a mini quiche.

5 Mins towards the end and te trace is wearing off. Rage builds and I can feel the knot in my back twitch awake in the knowledge that everything on the screen is awful. A mockery of a sham, fallacy. It finishes and I have nowhere to vent my rage.

I am a sad man :(

Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing

As does this song. The first time you hear it reminds you of Mambo Number 5 etc :(.
I can here it being used as some music for You've been framed or perhaps for a channel four special about kids with ADD, featuring a montage video of kids on Ritalin.

People spent time on this number, so why does it sound so frickn dull.

Tom Jones sounds so much better out of the second new wave of old wave croon?

TOTP ITV Simon Cowell

If ITV bought it and Cowell made it it would be shit.

It was shit towards the end of it's life anyway cause of the way music was going and I got old.

I got old, therfore I lost touch with 'the kid's', I don't have a clue how kids get music these days.

Anyway Cowell just wants to fuck the corpse of TOTP like he always wanted to so he can say he did.

I don't think it'll happen, I hope it doesn't.

Jason Donovan Dreamboats & Petticoats

Jason Donovan said when he was working for PWL that he wasn't really into the style of songs he was doing at that time. Fair enough, we all do things we don't want to but have to.

So what's the reason for Dreamboats & Petticoats (apart from cash), does this song appeal to his previous core audience, the 3 g's, girls grannies and gays?

It bugs the shit out of me as it's such a lame song, it's as if heartbeat had been set to music.

Musical flatline.......................

Iglu & Hartly - In This City

This is proper pop music, catchy, sparkly with singing and rapping and features FM synthesis (i drooled when I first heard it).

They look like they just came out of American Apparel.

I tried some clothes on in there the other day. I looked like a cunt.
The clothes are good, great colours and style but unfortunately I look like a freaky bastard in them.
My arse looks about 50 times it's normal size in any of the trousers.

In fact I look like Andy Pipkin when I put any of those clothes on.

So anyway Iglu & Hartly, top shit.

Guru Josh Project - Infinity 2008

It was shit the first time round and is shit now.

It's number 3 at the moment, I hate you all.