Thursday 28 July 2011

This Weeks Gop 10

1.
The Wanted - Glad You Came

I'm not, i'm not glad your dad came into your mothers vagina wanted. Not one Bit.


2.
DJ Fresh- Louder (feat. Sian Evans)

So I was listening to Anne Mac and guests big this up, and some sites said the video was amazing.

No and No, this is tepid 'dance' music and a really flaccid video.

Music is not bassline fuckers.

3 - 10 shit and shitty, I could not be bothered to type about 3 -10 apart from Example Changed The Way You Kiss Me, I saw him 'live' on some show. Lame lame lame, weak record and even worse live when you hear him singtalk over the singing autotuned vocal backing. Stay in the studio balbag.

Ok Calvin Harris is in there, he's good, not a nobber.

Respect

Wednesday 27 May 2009

pussycat dolls - hush hush

I've now heard this song about 3 times and I am still alive.

Despite the best attempts of the Pussycat Dolls and their team I am still alive, albeit with a limp.

I will be able to tell the story to my Grandchildern that I survived this shite vacuum.

Words really cannot describe how 'by numbers' this song is.

Jeffrey Archer has more humanity.

Thursday 16 April 2009

This weeks Top 10 singles, audio ahltzheimers

Holy mother of shart!

I look at the top 10 and it looks back at me.

(I can see it but I look and I can't hear it, I'm imagining the top 10 in my head as I look at it and try to remember what the songs go like.

I've heard them all but hardly any of them stuck, normally I can play songs back in my head, it's not happening.)

In a calm sure soft tone the top ten says "I'm still here, not going anywhere, you just can't be as arsed about this can you".

The top ten is still there and I'm just as clueless about what constitutes popular music in 2009, i know more I have heard more and more music and yet I feel like a jive ass neanderthal when it comes to knowing what people like.

*looks bemused*

Wednesday 1 April 2009

GLC Recipes

I haven't looked at their site in ages, this is just great....

Pet Shop Boys - Love etc

Is fantastic.

It's amazing. Modern, Old. New, Angular, smooth, refined and I can listen to it over and over and over until my lack of writing skills leads me to write a list of what it is.

My words are not good enough to be able to impart just how good I think this song is.

This is magic, everything else is just futile.

(and they wear lovely clothes:))

Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody

Is probably really good...

Ehm....

I've just heard this too often to remain objective about it (...).

I can't ever listen to them again, and they are going to be Huuuugh.

Twats

Saturdays - Just can't get enough

This is just shit in a can.

No doubt 3-90 year old's will be captivated by this turgid donkey f*ckpile.

They look nice (I saw them on a newspaper cover), but that song is as flat as Belgium.

I don't have music channels on TV anymore, so I must be missing the heavy rotation of this masterpiece of beige audio.

Excelsior MF's :)